I’ve been married for the last two years to a man
who lives in another country. (Scandalous!) As I’ve been living in Los Angeles,
a city that is having its own version of a hot and cold relationship with all
the COVID rules changing weekly, I’ve come to realize that many people don’t
understand what really happens in a long-distance relationship, let alone a
long-distance marriage. So, I figured I’d break it down for the public (and
apparently, my inner circle, as they aren’t very good at active listening).
Long-distance marriages are typically marriages
where two people live in different cities, states, or even countries. There can
be a number of reasons for this: Maybe one spouse has a specific type of job,
something cool like an astronaut. (I mean, who wouldn’t want to live in
Florida? Texas, I’m not so sure…) This would keep them in a certain city with
limited ability to see their spouse. Sometimes the reason can be family-related. One person relocates to care for a sick parent or family member. Other
times, it can be situations like the one I’m currently in: married to a man
from the United Kingdom who is waiting on his green card and thus is currently
not allowed in the United States. But whatever the reason, this puts a physical
distance (sorry, sexy time) between the two partners. Now that we got the urban
dictionary definition out of the way, I can move on to what makes people in
LDMs frustrated about you “normal people”.
The difference between long-distance marriages/long-distance relationships compared to regular marriages/relationships that many
people don’t understand is that when things aren’t working out because of the
distance, arguments, lack of sex, or whatever the issue of the week is, people
in LDMs don’t just break it off. It’s not like “I think I’ll kill off Josh in
Act 2” – no, it doesn’t work like that. You went through so much to commit to
this individual, and you aren’t going to just give up on them because someone
named “Rona” came into town and tried to take out the entire world. Although
some couples may divorce eventually for other reasons (leaving the cap off the
toothpaste), the majority of the couples in an LDM maintain the hope that this
is just temporary, and that they will eventually be reunited in a permanent
situation. So, when friends ask over and over again the same questions about your
long-distance relationship, their short-term memory seems to kick in and their
poor active listening skills get the spotlight. Those in an LDM repeat
themselves a lot to get their point across, which inevitably makes the
friendship and conversations no fun at all.
People in an LDM don’t want to be judged, just like
anyone else in any other type of relationship wouldn’t want to be judged over
their relationship details. There are many types of people that have an LDM or
LDR Actors (an example) manage it all the time and we are in awe of them, yet
when “normal” people do it, people can’t seem to figure out how their life
works. It seems Millennials and Gen Z’ers, although freelance/tech-savvy/remote
through their career, can’t seem to grasp an LDM. They are constantly wondering
“Do you still live in LA?” “Are you still married?” The reality is, I haven’t
done anything differently. I go visit my husband in England for a couple of
months at a time unless Leo calls (that’s DiCaprio) and wants me to produce
his next movie (can we please take a break from period dramas?). The journey to
England from Los Angeles is 11 hours by plane, so this isn’t just a quick “OMG
Let’s go to Cabo this weekend!” trip. Instead, you’re putting your whole life
into multiple suitcases. Just the prep on packing takes a few days, and you
probably buy a new wardrobe every time, even though it’s your second home. What
if you gained the Covid 19? What if you got fat? (As she ponders ordering
weight loss supplement on her insta feed) What if the weather of the place
you’re visiting (aka that second home I just mentioned) has the temperament of
a 13-year-old girl on her period and just can’t seem to make up its mind? You
have to pack for all seasons. Take England in August for example. It’s hot,
it’s raining, it’s windy, it’s cold and just because the Brits are climatized
doesn’t mean my LA tan will fool anyone. And don’t even get me started on
trying to explain to my friends (let alone border patrol) my entire situation
every time I visit. “I’m here to see my husband, but I don’t have a spousal
visa. I’m only here for a short while. I promise I’ll be less damaging to the
royal family. I was here before Megan Markle, ffs!” (look up ffs,
it’s catchy), while praying to God I get stamped through. Once I am through
border patrol and I am free to roam in my other “temporary” home city, it takes
me a minute to adjust. The 8 hour time change is challenging enough on the body
and sleep, but after a few weeks, I get into a rhythm with my spouse. I start to
forget about the world back in LA outside of my remote work, and even then I’m
probably not feeling 100% myself – but I try hard. It’s a rollercoaster of
stress and exhaustion, trying to keep up with my husband, my job, my friends,
my family in however many time zones. Once the trip is over and I begrudgingly
head back to LA, I become moody all over as if I didn’t have the time with my
spouse I wish I had and the whole cycle starts over again.
We go back to Skype-ing daily. He thinks we
should have more Skype sex. (*whispers a faint yay*). Everything is a constant
plan that is always changing. Nothing is set in stone, and especially with
COVID now. This can be extra tough on LDMs emotionally. Communication is so
important. Couples who live together full time get tripped up on communication
day to day, so I’m not saying it’s easier for them and harder for us.
Sometimes
I think the distance actually forces people in LDMs into figuring out
communication because you have no other way except to rely on FaceTime, phone
calls, and texts. The process is emotionally draining, but you have to look at
the bigger picture in order to survive.
So, I challenge those out there (maybe those of you
who just skimmed this article), to maybe lay off the constant need for the
instant gratification of having to check your Instagram feed while you try and
catch up with your friends while they tell you about what’s going on in their
life. Give them your full attention and learn about what’s going on in their
relationship. And for those of you in LDMs, maybe lower your expectations of
the rest of the world, knowing most people don’t have what you have and won’t
ever fully understand it. You have something unique and it works for you.
For the rest of you out there, aimlessly wandering
through the Trader Joe’s aisles (try the Wonton Soup), have you become so
dependent that you can’t be independent in your relationships? Can you not go
places on your own without your significant other/spouse? Are you constantly
seeking the approval of a “squad”? Just something to think about it. But hey,
what do I know? I’m just some girl who met some guy online (you know, the “old-fashioned” way), who decided to have a traditional marriage and do things the
way America told me to.